V.O. Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome your hosts for this evening… James Franco and Anne Hathaway
(Music and applause) (James and Anne walk out looking absolutely perfect)
JF Hello and welcome to The 83rd Academy Awards, Live from Los Angeles.
AH That’s foreign for City of Angels. And this room is certainly filled will those angels.
JF Thank you. I’m James Franco.
AH …and I’m Anne Hathaway.
JF You probably know me from 127 Hours where I play a man trapped in an enclosed space who decides he would rather cut his own arm off than stay where he was. Now that sounds “way out” but wait till half way through this fucking ceremony and you’ll start to identify with him.